Moral of the story: I don't fucking know anything. Thursday, 8:53 p.m. He's doing everything almost right. No one can do everything right. Right? I feel like as women we give men handicaps like in golf. Okay so there's no way he can be woke and humble and hard working and responsible and kind and … Continue reading A conundrum with Hinge date #1
This isn't how it looked. Add a small tornado and laughter. Moral of the day: Be your bad-ass self always. Live fully and relax. Friday, 9:45 p.m . Friday night was Hinge Date #1. He's a few years older than me. We had lobbed some pretty funny texts back and forth on the app and … Continue reading Hinge Date #1: A 10-point date
Moral of the day: Sometimes you feel as if nothing is gonna happen and then lots of things happen all at once. Be patient. Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Tantric Man, Trivia Man, Hot Bald Guy, Hinge Date #1 None of the guys I've hung out with look like this but I like this picture. Don't you? … Continue reading Week 5 Round-Up of Menz
Moral of the day: You gotta lead with your head cuz the heart will screw you over every damn time. Thursday, 3:05 p.m. Remember last Saturday when I went out with my one and only Coffee Meets Bagel date? No? Here are the details of that. He fell hard to my wiles darlings. How was … Continue reading Week 5 Coffee Meets Bagel: The Head Wins
Moral of the story: The first time having sex can be super awkward. If you like the guy, give it another chance. Wednesday, third time coming, around 5:08 p.m. Well guess what? Sexy Lips found my ring! Yassss queen, he did. He nicely asked if I'd like to meet at a coffee shop to get … Continue reading Ladies & Gentleman, we have an official FWB situation.
I'm not going to date a married guy. Sunday, 2:12 p.m. I went on my first Coffee Meets Bagel date Saturday night. He fell in love with me already; he's married. Here's what happened the next day. First off I've thought about it and the reason the date went so well was that he really … Continue reading Coffee Meets Bagel Date: Clean Up On Aisle 5
Moral of the story: I am worthy of goddess worship. Also maybe I would sleep with a married guy. Me. Saturday night. 7:45 p.m. First date with a man 6 years older than I am. However you must remember darlings that I do not act my age, nor look it, thank you God. Hoppy Sporty … Continue reading End of week four: Making out with a 60-year-old on the sidewalk
Moral of the day: 95% of men on dating apps are weirdos. I'm spending too much time on this dating app shit. Kinda done. Wednesday, 5:35 p.m. Nerd alert: I didn't know what the difference between singleness and singlehood was. Singleness is some kinda weird Christiany thing. So Singlehood it is. Uber Man: Oh my … Continue reading End of Week 4 of Singlehood: Update on all the Menz, Bumble BFF
My expression dealing with the annoying song and dance on dating apps. Moral of the day: Online dating apps feel like a really bad part-time job, one that I don't get paid for and isn't that much fun. Me. Today, 6:30 p.m. Welp I got tired of Bumble. Eh. They seem so... boring. I do … Continue reading Week 4: Coffee Meets Bagel
Moral of the day: Your patience shall be rewarded. Hang in there darling. Me. Coming three times no less darlings, 9:30 p.m. Oh damnnnnn... Trivia man for the win darlings. He is a terrible texter. Terrible. Butttt the invite came through and I walked down there. He was really chill and kind of awkward but … Continue reading Well well well… Trivia Man is yummy. Three times yummy.