Hmmmm what's the most dates I can have with different men in a week and still go to work and class and sleep and be sort of normal? Let's try 6. Tuesday, 5:15 p.m. Here we goooooooooooooo! Hopefully you read that as go and not goo. Lol. Here are the six dates lined up for … Continue reading Six men, six dates, seven days
I don't have to tell everyone everything right off the bat. I think it makes people treat me differently. Sunday, 3:30 p.m. So I've commenced the #yearofsluttery beeshes. AT LEAST a year. I'm making it a year because I have a tendency to look at the glass as half full with menz and then stay … Continue reading When do I communicate my intentions?
Just do it like ripping off a bandaid. It only hurts for a second. Saturday I handed my phone number to three men yesterday. Separately bitches. That would be weird to a group. Man #1 God he is so cute. He has to be in a relationship because he is cute and funny and smart. … Continue reading Handin’ out my numbah like a Pez dispenser
oh yeah. this is why i fell so hard for him. poem was written in 2013 “Shots” We do shots No one would ever do shots with me Tequila The good stuff We have a ritual I pour Set a lime slice by each glass We pick them up And touch glasses Shoot it He … Continue reading Poem I Wrote About An Ex
Lesson: Girlllll take a chill pill. Just because there are some real dicks out there doesn't mean it will always be that way. Saturday night, 7: 35 p.m. I deleted Tinder and paused Bumble and added Hinge on Thursday. I think I "aged out" of some searches because normally, as in before my birthday last … Continue reading 48 hours of bullshit then… it’s raining men again
Don't send a picture of your ass and boobs until you've met the guy and he deserves that lusciousness. Damn it to hell. Friday 6:30 p.m. So I deleted Tinder and closed my account in a fit of annoyance. I think turning 55 has aged me out of some people's searches. I don't look 55 … Continue reading stood up. rejection sucks.
Is it "okay" who I want to be, at least who I want to be right now?
I feel like when I reveal who I am right now to people it is shocking to them. Is it because I'm in the Bible belt of the U.S.? (Readers from other places in the world please comment.)
Moral of the day: Give some guys another chance, the nice ones with sexy kisses. Tuesday, 7:15 p.m. The last I saw the Liberal Marine he was kissing me as I went out the door after a 2 1/2 hour sex sesh where he was drunk and high nine days ago. It was fun but … Continue reading Tuesday Night Booty Call: The Liberal Marine Redeems Himself
I have to change the pattern where I put dudes before myself. Sunday, 8:01 p.m. Okay so it wasn't the wisest decision maybe? I'd been at my parents all weekend, a 3-hour drive, and was almost back to the city. I could fit a date in I believe I realized. I began to think through … Continue reading 9 Beers Does Not a Good Booty Call Make
Am I choosing wrong? I already have a dude who wants me for his own. I already feel like I have to let someone down. Damn it. Tuesday, 6:33 p.m. People, listen to me now. I have only been single four months of my entire 54-year-old life since I was 17 years old. This is … Continue reading New Rules to Keep Me Single