Moral of the story: I don't fucking know anything. Thursday, 8:53 p.m. He's doing everything almost right. No one can do everything right. Right? I feel like as women we give men handicaps like in golf. Okay so there's no way he can be woke and humble and hard working and responsible and kind and … Continue reading A conundrum with Hinge date #1
Moral of the day: Sometimes you feel as if nothing is gonna happen and then lots of things happen all at once. Be patient. Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Tantric Man, Trivia Man, Hot Bald Guy, Hinge Date #1 None of the guys I've hung out with look like this but I like this picture. Don't you? … Continue reading Week 5 Round-Up of Menz
Moral of the story: The first time having sex can be super awkward. If you like the guy, give it another chance. Wednesday, third time coming, around 5:08 p.m. Well guess what? Sexy Lips found my ring! Yassss queen, he did. He nicely asked if I'd like to meet at a coffee shop to get … Continue reading Ladies & Gentleman, we have an official FWB situation.
Moral of the day: 95% of men on dating apps are weirdos. I'm spending too much time on this dating app shit. Kinda done. Wednesday, 5:35 p.m. Nerd alert: I didn't know what the difference between singleness and singlehood was. Singleness is some kinda weird Christiany thing. So Singlehood it is. Uber Man: Oh my … Continue reading End of Week 4 of Singlehood: Update on all the Menz, Bumble BFF
Moral of the day: Your patience shall be rewarded. Hang in there darling. Me. Coming three times no less darlings, 9:30 p.m. Oh damnnnnn... Trivia man for the win darlings. He is a terrible texter. Terrible. Butttt the invite came through and I walked down there. He was really chill and kind of awkward but … Continue reading Well well well… Trivia Man is yummy. Three times yummy.